Things We Do While Waiting to Die

Things We Do While Waiting to Die

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Chill Subs
Jan 26, 2023
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“LET’S GOOOOO!”
“quack! Quack! QUACK! QUACK!”
“GOOOO DUCKS!”
“You’re not a duck tho…”
“Oh…shit, you’re right.”
“And we’re not doing weird animal sound jokes in this newsletter. We’re better than that, OK?”
Yes, Coach!
“Or outdated 90’s references.”
OK, got it. I’ll be coo.

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